Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
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