guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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