Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Randomize
