Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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