Whod you bang
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I love you.
Bad choice
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