Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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