Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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