I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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