Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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