i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
You can't motorboat a personality
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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