they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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