I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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