is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Randomize
