they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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