Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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