Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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