Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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