we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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