People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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