whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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