singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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