I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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