oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I got her a Nickelback box set.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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