A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
You ruined the universe
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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