4 words: hood of his car
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
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