The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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