I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
My breasts were aching with rage.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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