ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
wow bdsm is so cute
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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