erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
And the cops told us we were all naked.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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