my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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