my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
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