So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
she smelled like a LAN party
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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