I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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