i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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