office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Randomize
