I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Randomize
