Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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