Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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