I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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