Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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