after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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