Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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