Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Alive.
So much puke
They took my balls.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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