I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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