i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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