Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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