I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
