And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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