Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
