even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
