I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
is it fun? or sober?
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