ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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