I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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