Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
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