my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
