but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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